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Jokes at 4/26/2009 06:21:00 pm

I cant help it but want to share a joke here. After reading it, I'm sure you'll give a breathe out follow by a HA-HA.

有一个城市的治安非常不好，所以人们出门的时候通常都不会带钱包.有一天，小明像往常一样出门去了。突然间有人拿着一把刀掐在他的脖子上说: "快点! 把钱拿出来!"
小明非常淡定的说: "老兄，我没有带钱包出来，不信你可以搜查看。" 小偷搜查了后，发觉小明真的没带钱包，正打算离开的时候，小明的孩子从后头大
声的说: "爸爸! 你忘了你的钱包!!"

Now here come the bad English translation:

There's this city with a really bad security. Many robbing occurs here so normally people going out without bringing their wallet. So one day, John is going out as usual without his wallet but suddenly a robber appears and want money from him. so, John told him that he did not bring his wallet out and said if he don't believe, he can try search on him. The robber searched and found nothing so he decided to left. Just as he was leaving, John's daughter shouting from his back saying "Daddy, you forget your wallet!!"

*Laugh at the jokes, don't stupidly go laugh at my English.*

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