Thursday, 27 May 2010
FML stories
at 5/27/2010 11:44:00 pm
Today, I was informed that my 16 year old daughter is pregnant with triplets.
Three months ago, I walked in on my 16 year old daughter and her boyfriend.
Oh, the joy of raising children.
FML
Today, my teacher demanded to talk to my dad because she thought he wasn't a good enough male role model because I'd misbehaved.
I told her he had died of cancer in 2005.
She said that my lie was rude, disgraceful, and that I should be ashamed, then gave me a detention.
He actually did die.
FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me proclaiming she wanted someone more like her "Edward".
I asked her who Edward was.
She held up a copy her "Twilight" book.
She was talking about a fictional vampire.
FML
Today, 3 days before my wedding day, I found out that my fiance is sleeping with one of my bridesmaids.
I just cancelled a $200,000 wedding.
I would go into more detail, but I have to help my family (who flew in from Poland, California, and Massachusetts) book flights back home.
FML
Today, 3 days before my wedding day, I found out that my fiance is sleeping with one of my bridesmaids.
I just cancelled a $200,000 wedding.
I would go into more detail, but I have to help my family (who flew in from Poland, California, and Massachusetts) book flights back home.
FML
Today, I realized my boyfriend thinks i am ugly. I heard him tell his friends, "I don't want to stare at her, there is just too many pimples. I can not kiss her anymore." FML
Today, I overhead a phone conversation between my wife and son saying how much she wanted me to die so she can get our house and 2 other properties I own. I've had cancer for 1 year or so and was only expected to live 6 months. After hearing what she said, I plan to donate all my money and property to charity. FML
xoxo,
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Thursday, 27 May 2010
FML stories
at 5/27/2010 11:44:00 pm
Today, I was informed that my 16 year old daughter is pregnant with triplets.
Three months ago, I walked in on my 16 year old daughter and her boyfriend.
Oh, the joy of raising children.
FML
Today, my teacher demanded to talk to my dad because she thought he wasn't a good enough male role model because I'd misbehaved.
I told her he had died of cancer in 2005.
She said that my lie was rude, disgraceful, and that I should be ashamed, then gave me a detention.
He actually did die.
FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me proclaiming she wanted someone more like her "Edward".
I asked her who Edward was.
She held up a copy her "Twilight" book.
She was talking about a fictional vampire.
FML
Today, 3 days before my wedding day, I found out that my fiance is sleeping with one of my bridesmaids.
I just cancelled a $200,000 wedding.
I would go into more detail, but I have to help my family (who flew in from Poland, California, and Massachusetts) book flights back home.
FML
Today, 3 days before my wedding day, I found out that my fiance is sleeping with one of my bridesmaids.
I just cancelled a $200,000 wedding.
I would go into more detail, but I have to help my family (who flew in from Poland, California, and Massachusetts) book flights back home.
FML
Today, I realized my boyfriend thinks i am ugly. I heard him tell his friends, "I don't want to stare at her, there is just too many pimples. I can not kiss her anymore." FML
Today, I overhead a phone conversation between my wife and son saying how much she wanted me to die so she can get our house and 2 other properties I own. I've had cancer for 1 year or so and was only expected to live 6 months. After hearing what she said, I plan to donate all my money and property to charity. FML
xoxo,
you know you love me
FML stories at 5/27/2010 11:44:00 pm
A Pre-U2 student. A pisces. A girl currently studying in KB, Brunei.
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